to polly: "at this new school you attend, do they properly honor you?"
about parfaits: "no thank you. i'm not sure i trust granola."
"if i weren't born mormon or had never joined the mormon church, i'd be an alcoholic. because i like drinks just so much...not milk or water but sodas and juice"
"descartes was eating a parfait in a restaurant. the waitress came by and asked if he would like some more to which he replied, 'i think not' and then he vanished."
about the over-the-top musical number my grandmother is having her grandchildren perform at her church: "mary (my grandmother), no one will know if we just play the cd and mouth the words. and we'll sound much better."
"Mary, are you looking for your purse?"
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"Well if you don't look where it is you will never find it."
Regarding Bradshaw on the recorder:
"Suppose we give him a hammer and ask him if he knows what's inside that whistle."
He also said some hilarious things to Grandmother while playing cards. Hilarious.
I totally agree with number three. I drink large quantities of soda :) so it's good I'm Mormon or I would have a real problem.
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