i am lucky enough to live with my mother's sister's family which includes my uncle gary - a southern gentleman.
we were telling stories the other night about near death experiences (or silly situations that were potentially very dangerous).
he said he was riding his motorcycle one cold night and his nose kept running so he took a tissue and stuffed it up his nose :) he was driving along when all of a sudden the rest of the tissue flipped up and was plastered across his face, covering his eyes.
he's going 60 mph on the freeway in the cold and couldn't see. he reached one hand up to brush it down but he was wearing thick snow gloves and he couldn't get ahold of the tissue. so he carefully gripped his hand between his legs to pull of the glove and finally managed to pull the tissue off.
all while continuing at around 60 miles per hour on the freeway.
